Talk:Bacon/@comment-4531754-20120302235703

Only absolute idiots and bafoons do not love bacon. We shall reign. We are the bacon-lovers. There shall be peace and tranquility within us. We must not battle among ourselves, or our numbers shall fall. We must save ourselves to push back the real enemies. THE VEGETARIANS. They have been a threat to meat-lovers everywhere for centuries. I am surprised we have not destroyed them yet. We must form and alliance with all the other meat-lovers of the land. WE in particular must use our online skills to push them back. The internet is powerful, very, very powerful. We can do great things here, and we must. Anyone who doesn't help shall be shunned. They shall lose ranks in this war. They shall lose friends. Everybody needs to pitch in. I mean it.