Talk:Tactical Canned Bacon/@comment-73.186.191.105-20141124002014/@comment-1416077-20141124150040

By outlasting them. You eat delicious bacon as they rot away to nothing.

By nourishing you; energy to load your shotgun and blow their heads off.

By encouraging you; reminding you that God loves you and wants you to be happy, even in the face of Universal Armaggeddon(tm).