Talk:Bacon/@comment-1865849-20111024004342/@comment-76.232.197.11-20140225055359

What... What ?! How dare you! Bacon is no mere 'breakfast food ever'! It is life itself! Your mother ate bacon. You have bacon infused in your vains! DO YOU NOT SEE THIS?! It was, is, and always will be the most important creation in this infinite universe! When I look around me, I see it! Don't you! The world is one amazingly succulent strip of bacon! And you have the gall to call it breakfast food. You make me sick. It is you. It is me. It is god. It is bacon. BACON. IS. ALL. BACON SHALL FALL FROM THE STARS, AND I SAW A NEW BACON HEAVEN AND A NEW BACON EARTH AND-

I'm very sorry, my bacon crazed side took over there. But seriously. Never call it that again. Ever. Never. >:|