Talk:Vegetarian Bacon/@comment-1416077-20140615024102

Today I was invited to lunch by militant vegans to their fave local grazing restaurant.

For the record, I am fully capable of eating vegetarian meals... enjoying them, even, but this was beyond my experience:

They tried to convert me to vegetarianism, stating quite enthusiastically that I'd never miss the meat and dairy... then they proceeded to order vegan "bacon cheeseburgers" and vegan pizza, exalting how much better they tasted over the "bad for me" meat versions...

I feel sorry for vegans. Really. I'll respect your choice to not eat "anything with a face"... but don't even THINK about trying to pass off soy crud as meat!

VEGAN PEPPERONI SUCKS!!!!!

How bad does it suck? I was offended by it. The tofu "cheese" only made it worse.

The sandwiches (I can't even deign to call them "burgers") were soycrud patties overspiced to mask any flavor, with unmeltable tofu on top and "vegan bacon" that tasted like stale imitation bacon bits... all dragged through a garden.

I'm not built to be vegan. God is merciful and forgives my occasional lapses into haraam meats... but these vegan abominations are worse than haraam... they are...

...stupid.