Talk:Bacon/@comment-72.152.192.133-20111208154704

Bacon was first created by God, the god of God. He decided that perfection was be allowed on Earth; first referred to as "The land of non-pork products." However, this plight was soon ended, as God created Thor, who in turn, created, Baco. Baco was the most merciful and most epic of gods. He not only gave us the pig, but he also gave us the pork products, allowing us to create bacon.

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