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Bacon toothpaste 02

Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. YUM!!!!!

There is also a dill pickle-flavored toothpaste by the same company... and a cupcake-flavored one...

Oh! And don't forget to floss!