The World's Most Perfect Food, now in the form of a squeeze bottle!
A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor! Edit
How to orderEdit
Sadly, you can't; Squeez Bacon is a 2009 April Fool's hoax crafted by our friends at Thinkgeek.
However, real products do exist that serve in the same application, like Smoky Bacon Paste.